Working with Hamas?

Here's one explanation for Carl Rove's recent absence from the scene - maybe he's been loaned out, as movie studios used to loan their stars.

But who, you ask, would be playing Warner Brothers to the administration's MGM? Hamas!

Yeah, NOW you understand that come from behind - hell, come from nowhere - upset victory over Fatah. It was Carl! No doubt orchestrating all sorts of dirty tricks. I wasn't watching West Bank TV, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn that you could catch spots sponsored by an 'Intifada Veterans' pac attacking courageous Fatah members ('Weren't there...', "...didn't throw any rocks I saw', etc). Outrageous!

Okay, you ask, why would the administration do that? Loan their top op to the oppo? Because they're looking for another cog on the axis of evil that we can start making preparations to invade, that's why. It would have been tough to sell the ampub (that's american public) on invading the West bank to kick out Fatah, but a government of terrorists? That's a different story. Like the Taliban in Afghanistan, Hamas in Palestine is all the excuse we need to get ready to go kick some more Arab booty.

Carl, you dog.

Where is Carl Rove Now?

Okay, this is really just a test of the blog app, but it's a legitimate question. Where is Carl these days? I haven't heard much about him, have you? My guess would be that he is working behind the scenes orchestrating more dirty mayhem for the upcoming elections. The WA state GOP challenge to voter rolls? Maybe that isn't an independent action driven solely by sour grapes over Rossi (yikes! That was close. We almost had a realtor for our chief executive!). Maybe it's another one of Carl's splendid smoke screens...

I don't know. I'd just feel a lot better if we knew where he was...